new versions

i got a copy of this new versions of loving someone from the email today. the original quote says: "if you love someone, set her free... if she comes back, she's yours. if she doesn't, she never was..." and i had a good laugh (eventhough i've already read this before). it provided me with a welcome break from all this paper-writing. yehey, i've already passed up my last paper for this term! now all i need to worry is to write the last chapter of my thesis. spring break.. here i come, please wait for me!
anyway, i hope you'll enjoy this as much as i did. i especially like versions c, f and s...=)

the new versions: if you love someone

a) pessimist: if you love someone, set her free... if she ever comes back, she's yours; if she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

b) optimist: if you love someone, set her free... don't worry, she will come back.

c) suspicious: if you love someone, set her free... if she ever comes back, ask her why.

d impatient: if you love someone, set her free... if she doesn't come back within some time, forget her!

e) patient: if you love someone, set her free... if she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back...

f) playful: if you love someone, set her free... if she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, and then repeat.

g) finance expert: if you love someone, set her free... if she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, if she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

h) C+ programmer: if(you-love(m_she))m_she.free(), if(m_she == NULL), m_she = new C she.

i) animal-rights activist: if you love someone, set her free... in fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!!

j) lawyers: if you love someone, set her free... clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1 in the 2nd amendment of the matrimonial freedom.

k) biologist: if you love someone, set her free... she'll evolve.

l) statisticians: if you love someone, set her free... if she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high, if she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

m) schwarzenegger's fans: if you love someone, set her free... SHE'LL BE BACK!

n) over-possessive person: if you love someone, don't set her free.

o) mba graduate: if you love someone, set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.

p) psychologist: if you love someone, set her free... if she comes back her super ego is dominant; if she doesn't come back her id is supreme; if she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

q) somnabulist: if you love someone, set her free... if she comes back, it's a nightmare
if she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

r) ERP functional expert: if you love someone, set her free... if she comes back, map her into your system; if she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.

s) marketing specialist: if you love someone, set her free... if she comes back she has brand loyalty; if she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.